Сейчас попытался на слух записать их речь...ппц сколько жаргона ! Особенно у Джокера 
Вот пока - переводим 
Illusive man 00:20 - You've seen it yourself. No one wants to admite it, but humanity is under attack.
00:26 The STARS of Mass Effect 2
Illusive man 00:31 - Shepard !
Hello, i am Martin Sheen and i play Illusive man in Mass Effect 2.
We are at war ! One very specific man, might behold it stands between humanity and the greatest threat of our breath existence.
He is kind a guy that always stresses that the ends is justify means.
00:51 Shepard - If this is a war i'll need an army or really good team.
00:55 Joker - Hey whats up kids ! It's Seth Green, and i am back playing Joker. He is an excellent pilot, who's been though a lot. He is just a little bit of altitude when anybody questions him.
Licence to scrude up commander ! You heard it straight from the ship.
Joker's only romances with the computer, thanks dude.
01:07 EDI - Mister Morro, dis not (жаргон, didn't \ is not ) trust me. It affiance him that i am instulled aboard his ships computers.
Дальше немного запнулся. Не совсем понимаю, что говорит Джокер
01:12 Joker - I've been joking a bit ? git ? дальше вообще не въехал...
